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My all-time favorite comedian was Mitch Hedberg (rest in peace). Some of his quotes include the following:
Imagine being killed by a bow and arrow. That would suck, an arrow killed you? They would never solve the crime. "Look at that dead guy. Let's go that way." My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. I walked into Target, but I missed. I think the entrance to Target should have people splattered all around. And, when I finally get in, the guy says, "Can I help you?" "Just practicing." If you're watching a parade, make sure you stand in one spot, don't follow it, it never changes. And if the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction, you will fast-forward the parade.
Below are some of my favorite...
Musical Artists
Billy Joel Marc Cohn John Legend Red Hot Chili Peppers Mumford and Sons
Movies
The Prestige The Shawshank Redemption The Dark Knight Lord of the Rings (all three, really) Role Models
Television Shows
30 Rock The Office Scrubs Arrested Development
Athletes
Lionel Messi Zinedine Zidane Andres Iniesta Steven Gerrard Kyle Singler
Feel free to provide suggestions based on these interests. Thanks for reading, take it easy, and carpe diem.
