User:Jakeypoo

Hello! I promise I am a human, not a robot. 000111100011. Hehehe. I play unicycle, I eat hair. Get that robot out of here!! NOOOOOO!!! AHHHHHH!!! Phew! Hi! I'm Jacob from San Francisco, I really do ride the unicycle.

Admission: I looked up Dr. G on Facebook. He loves his fraternity and owns one of those motorcycles with three wheels. Does that have a specific name?

2 truths, 1 lie: I was the star of a Coke commercial, my sister is a master chess player, I can ride the unicycle and play saxophone...at the same time.