User:Mjm88

My all-time favorite comedian was Mitch Hedberg (rest in peace). Some of his quotes include the following:

• Imagine being killed by a bow and arrow. That would suck, an arrow killed you? They would never solve the crime. "Look at that dead guy. Let's go that way."
• My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
• I walked into Target, but I missed. I think the entrance to Target should have people splattered all around. And, when I finally get in, the guy says, "Can I help you?" "Just practicing."
• If you're watching a parade, make sure you stand in one spot, don't follow it, it never changes. And if the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction, you will fast-forward the parade.

Below are some of my favorite...

Musical Artists

• Billy Joel
• Marc Cohn
• John Legend
• Red Hot Chili Peppers
• Mumford and Sons

Movies

• The Prestige
• The Shawshank Redemption
• The Dark Knight
• Lord of the Rings (all three, really)
• Role Models

Television Shows

• 30 Rock
• The Office
• Scrubs
• Arrested Development

Athletes

• Lionel Messi
• Zinedine Zidane
• Andres Iniesta
• Steven Gerrard
• Kyle Singler

Feel free to provide suggestions based on these interests. Thanks for reading, take it easy, and carpe diem.