User:HANGRY HEADCRAB XDDDDD

Well, if you couldn't tell, XDDDD stands for smiling faces. Speaking of smiling faces, do you know that all 820 of the body's muscles are used to smile? And speaking of muscles, I'm an artist without a model, and thus, inspiration. You see, to have models, you have to be able to make friends. Yeah, we're taking a nosedive into that sort of subject. Kidding, I do have friends, I just don't feel like drawing a guy, because cute things are the best. The pinnacle of art was reached long ago, with relatively adorable marble statues from the classical period, and if you think the interpretative mess that is art nowadays is good, you've got another thing coming. Namely, bad taste. Oh wait, it's already there. But yeah, isn't cuteness such a simple idea, almost divine in its concept? One doesn't have to convince themselves something is cute, they just know at a glance. If you have to think about it to convince yourself it's cute, isn't that a lie? If you have to deny it is cute, isn't that a lie as well? Conversely, cuteness must be the most simple form of truth out there. I'm only halfway BS-ing, additionally. Maybe 3/4ths. 7/8ths?

[1], Stuart Wolpert, ScienceDaily, 14 September 2017, accessed 19 September 2017 (Engineer the Tools of Scientific Discovery)