User:Jacksiman

Jack Siman (yes, that guy)

John Joseph Siman (September 22, 1995 - ∞) is a current undergraduate engineer at Duke University. Some say he was born on top of Mount Everest, others say at the bottom of the Mariana Trench, but if one thing is for certain is that he loves pizza and mac and cheese. He has successfully traveled back in time to facilitate the formation of the Beatles and has also gone to the future to stop an alien invasion of Earth. However, he is best known for napping around 2:00 pm every Monday and Friday. To be continued...