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Q. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
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This is Sujay's user page. Enjoy this joke.
A. A clock!
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A married couple went to the hospital to have the baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He was asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try out for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer all the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch
  
Q. What is the easiest way to double your money?
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[http://www.popsci.com/article/science/lockheeds-fusion-promise-what-we-know-so-far Lockheed's Fusion Promise: What We Know So Far], Rafi Letzter, Popular Science, updated 17 October 2015, accessed 13 September 2015 (Provide Energy from Fusion)
A. Put it in front of the mirror of course!
 
 
 
Q. What has a thumb and four fingers but is not alive?
 
A. A glove.
 
 
 
Q. What has to be broken before you can use it?
 
A. An egg.
 
 
 
Q. What has a neck but no head?
 
A. A bottle.
 
 
 
Q. What gets wetter as it dries?
 
A. A towel.
 
 
 
Q. What goes up and doesn’t come back down?
 
A. Your age.
 
 
 
Q. What belongs to you but is used more by others?
 
A. Your name.
 
 
 
Q. Everyone has it and no one can lose it, what is it?
 
A. A shadow.
 
 
 
Q. It's been around for millions of years, but it's no more than a month old. What is it?
 
A. The moon.
 

Revision as of 22:41, 13 September 2015

This is Sujay's user page. Enjoy this joke. A married couple went to the hospital to have the baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He was asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try out for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer all the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch

Lockheed's Fusion Promise: What We Know So Far, Rafi Letzter, Popular Science, updated 17 October 2015, accessed 13 September 2015 (Provide Energy from Fusion)