User:Pablo.ortiz

Cybertronic creature who left Professor X in a wheelchair by simply staring at him. He destroyed the White Walkers in the Old Days when they first came to Westeros, destroyed the Ring in Mordor and gave all the credit to a small man who was seeking attention from the taller friends who picked up on him all day.

Pablo Ortiz is also an NBA allstar player who has been to the moon and back twice. Born in Bogota, Colombia, Pablo is the first Latin American person to have earned a Physics Nobel price and won an NBA Championship in the same year--he also holds the record for the only person to ever do this.

Childhood

A recent DNA test has demonstrated that Pablo was born and raised by Zeus himself. Accordingly, while he was a child, Helen of Sparta fled from her homeland looking for him to ask him to marry her, but was kidnapped by a hipster prince called Paris. Because of this, Pablo started a war and then decided Helen wasn't really worth wasting so much time.

Adulthood

Nowadays, Pablo is currently learning how to edit wiki pages--the last element he needs to control in order to be the Avatar and bring peace back to the world.